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EXCLUSIVE!! COOK CHEATS. JOHNS OUTRAGED. PANCAKE SHORTAGE NO MORE. PRODUCTION HALTED ON MAVID SYRUP. AUNT JEMIMA IN TEARS. LAST SHIP HAS SAILED FOR LITTLE SAILORS...
 
 




Camp Jemima, USA -- American Idol season 7 winner, David Cook has recently disclosed some damning information regarding his affections for another round and sometimes square, fluffy food. Last week in an AINow.org interview with voldemort, Cook revealed in the lightning round that he preferred waffles over pancakes. This news spread across the interwebs and micro-blogging sites with reactions running into a blender of flour and sugar, why the sudden flip-flop-flapjack?



Just last year, Michael Johns and Cook were at the annual Aunt Jemima Fest with Aunt Jemima herself.

"Everything seemed perfectly fine," Johns expresses. "We had just come back from our Little Sailors of America Event at the YMCA. Dave only spoke about pancakes this and pancakes that. He was really excited. It showed so much on him. I should have realized he's good at faking things."



Cook's best friend, former Season 7 AI alum and self-proclaimed lover, Michael Johns was reached for comment earlier today and it was quite a shock for him. Words could not express how he felt. We were there earlier this morning to get his reaction.



"I don't know if he'll ever join me for another pancake again but we will always have our syrup," Johns remembers. Johns and Cook created a Mavid Syrup produced out of natural and sexual enhanced ingredients that could only be found in the jungles of Botswana.

Cook's camp could not be reached for comment as he was busy creating music in Vancouver but earlier this week, a tweet showed his appreciation for the light and fluffies to a point of fan confusion.

Does David Cook really enjoy pancakes? On his Twitter, he tweeted: "To @thegriddlecafe: the red velvet pancake situation... Nice!"

The Red Velvet Pancake Situation? Are you into this situation?



Could he be just fooling around and sleeping with waffles whenever he wants but really, he's just confused and appreciate pancakes more? We shall found out.

One thing we do know is that round is where it's at and David Cook, it's not hip to be square like a ridged waffle of lies.

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chemicalwonder
Jan. 7th, 2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
xD D:
micheleeeex
Jan. 7th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
DAVID COOK. HDU.
darlingdivine
Jan. 7th, 2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
LMFAO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
traipsing_gypsy
Jan. 7th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC)
HDU APPRECIATE WAFFLES OVER PANCAKES, COOK. I AM DISAPPOINTED.


(LMAO I LOVE YOU!)
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Welcome one and all to the greatest and most delicious and first...and ONLY Mavid and Pancakes community! This is a very special community and in honour of The Great Pancake that comes every February 5th, Pancake Appreciation Day! That is when all the little boys and girls gather round their kitchens to make the best damn pancakes known to...the Great Pancake. And his publicist, Bosco.

What is this Great Pancake you ask so often in your mere existence? Well, according to legend the Great Pancake goes to all the kitchens (Hooters does not count as the Great Pancake often confuses those round circular discs with other round circular discs at Hooters) around the world and the one who's got the best shortstack, in his opinion will be the only one to see him. So far, no one has seen the Great Pancake because they've all made really bad pancakes except for Mavid. Both of them, as an entity made the best pancakes according to the Great Pancake and he's shown himself to them - in a hetero way. In fact, he was so pleased with their pancake culinary skills that he decided to make them his protectors -his bodyguards. His saviours! As a result, he now looks forward to having pancakes made like them.

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